The Second Poop Tennis League Draws to a Climactic Conclusion
The League has produced thirty matches in five weeks, generating over 100 poops, more than twice the number of poops produced by the long running Chain Poop.
After almost a month of preparation and after five weeks of incredible Poop Tennis matches, the second Poop Tennis League is nearing its finale: a final game between the winners of the League’s two divisions.
The winner of a division is determined by points earned by winning matches, after five weeks, playing one match each week. Match results are determined by viewer votes. A win earns three points; a draw earns one; a loss earns none. If there is a tie in point score, the total number of votes earned by each tied pooper is checked, and the one with the most votes is victor.
After a long series of tight matches, Terrorist came out on top in Division A. With three wins and one tie and one loss each, Terrorist and Kingcornholio both weighed in at 10 points. By a margin of one vote, Terrorist was victor. Terrorist and Kingcornholio were followed by BMATF, Peskeyplumber, SoldierElerium, and LightningSpike.
The fifth week was a great week for Division A, with a historically fast match between Peskeyplumber and Kingcorholio, and a match with refreshing original material between BMATF and Christoph, who substituted for LightningSpike, as he was unable to play for week five. Up to the very end, Division A could have belonged to most of the players, as four players were tied with 7 points. The mystery of the winner of Division A remained stark until the revelation of the votes.
Division B was equally tight and interesting. Entering week five of the games, UncleChuckTH and GameBop were the two heavy hitting players of the Division, each with 7 points to their names, with RabbitSnore trailing close behind with 6 points despite a rough early set of losses in the first two weeks. Rabbit and GameBop were set to play each other, while UncleChuck was set to play SeductiveBaz, a player universally feared in the Division. Gallers and Strong414bad played a match somewhat in the background, as neither of them could accumulate enough points to move to the final, though they still played a fine match.
It stood that if UncleChuck beat Baz, he would take the final, and if GameBop lost to Rabbit and UncleChuck lost to Baz, Rabbit would take the final. If GameBop beat Rabbit and UncleChuck beat Baz, then vote difference between the two would determine the victor. In a twist, UncleChuck came in late with the final round of his match, much to the dismay of League manager RabbitSnore, who demanded that UncleChuck be given a few more hours beyond the allotted time for the gameweek so that there could be “a proper fight.” When the votes came in from host Thereisnospork303, RabbitSnore had beaten GameBop 5 votes to 3, and with a penalty for lateness applied, UncleChuck and Baz tied in their match. Immediately, the League players buzzed with talk of the final match: RabbitSnore vs. Terrorist. This was until RabbitSnore produced the visual chart of scores, revealing that UncleChuck’s tie placed him a single point higher than the rabbit, sending him to the final match.
The five main gameweeks of the League are now over, along with all the scandal and history of them, including the accusation of the use of performance enhancing drugs by favorite pooper BMATF and the painkiller abuse allegations against Tennis veteran RabbitSnore, the final match between the two winners of the Divisions, UncleChuckTH vs. Terrorist, will commence on Friday, February 29, at or after noon GMT. UncleChuck has agreed to serve for the match, after a sidebar discussion with the other finalist and League managers. After five weeks of proving they are top-notch poopers, these two heavy-hitters promise to play an awesome climax to this League.
