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Full Metal Kiwi and company review a Wario Land Poop. Together. As a family.

Hello good folks! Welcome to the first round table review of The Review Crew: A group of specially selected forum members who review carefully selected poops. Take these opinions as just that: opinions. We do not claim to know the true meaning of “poop,” nor do we claim to know the best.
The group was created by Christoph, an editor for the News Page. The Review Crew is led by Full Metal Kiwi (FMK) and is consisted of RealGenericFilms (RGF), TheDarkRises (TDR), ShadowWario (Swari), Synister Sir (Syn), and thewafflemaster (TWM). Now, on with the review!

“The First Wario Land Wii Poop” by eiremoonblossom, aka Kamek TV.

It uses footage of the new Wario game for Wii, as well as footage from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. There’s also various sound sources as well.

FMK: I’d like to start this review off by asking what people thought of the techniques used for pooping.

Syn: First of all, I have to mention that this poop was waaaaay too long for my taste. Even though a lot of it was pooped, I still felt that it was kind of empty. I was left wanting more from it.

Swari: I agree with Synister, it was pretty long and was kinda boring. I really don’t like poops over a minute and a half unless they’re REALLY epic. Also, some of the edits were kinda expected and it didn’t feel edited enough.

TDR: As the others said, it felt pretty lengthy and pretty slow. It seems like something you can make in an hour with little or no effort.

Swari: Also the title, description, and tags were all generic and don’t add to the humor at all.

Syn: It wasn’t a generic WMM poop and actually used something other than that. But it used one of the most overused things in WMM, slow down + pixelate, which is something I hate.

FMK: I felt there was a strange uniqueness to it. The edits and techniques used were few and far between, as if the creator wanted to preserve the content as much as possible. Heck, if you brought the volume down, you’d probably forget you were watching a poop. However, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t find Wario “WAH”ing at Luigi’s trophy hilarious on its own.

RGF: Much too slow for me. FMK’s thought is valid, though this is more a remix than a poop. The first edit does not even start for 20 seconds! This poop also is a bit low on rape, even for WMM.

FMK: Yeah, I’d call it more of a “Wario Land+Brawl remix” than a poop… Although, if it were shorter, we’d probably see the same problems with it. I noticed many people have problems with pacing, and this one is no exception. It feels long, like the scene with Wario waiting to go through the telescope (or whatever), I felt like it didn’t deliver in the end. Am I making sense?

Swari: PERFECT SENSE.

RGF: In addition to being a remix more than a poop, it’s few edits do not fit together well. E.g., when Wario repeats some actions it is lazily spliced instead of looking seamless… well, you know what I mean. I think we can all agree that this is a remix and still not a good one.

TWM: What really disappointed me about this poop is how the original material was kinda spoiled [with] references like “Arrowed!” and the Cd-i/SMW quotes. Though his sources had no understandable English dialogue, I do give him a bit of leeway. [Also,] when someone claims their poop is the first in the title, I view it as being self-centered most of the time. It was actually pretty mediocre in my mind.

TDR: In my opinion, it was pretty lazily done. A lot of the bits were just long fillers like the laughing seal and the unedited scenes. Like wafflemaster said, it was pretty mediocre.

FMK: I don’t think it’s really all that bad…. it’s just very slow. If the cuts came quicker and less of the original content was preserved, it probably would be exceptional… perhaps.

Swari: It would be exceptional but rather bland. And that blandness is increased by its slowness.

Syn: I felt it had a slow delivery and didn’t deliver that much in the end. It was really boring and bland.

Swari: It may be the first Wario Wii poop, but it is slow and somewhat predictable.

RGF: Also, its edits are shoddily spliced and this is not worth a view.

TDR: It is too lengthy and goes at a very slow pace, making it unbearable to watch.

FMK: This poop could have been at least worth watching if more effort was put in, too much content is unedited that it’s really hard to keep interested.

Well there you have it, folks. This is the first of our reviews, and there will be more coming! Thank you for reading.