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Open for three weeks now, the Poop Tennis Café provides a fine establishment where poopers can discuss Poop Tennis games, organize matches, and talk about new potential variants of the semi-official pastime of poop, while enjoying the contemporary setting and fine décor of the building and drinking delicious beverages.

As you walk into the Café, the first thing you notice is the distinct scent of aromatic coffees and teas, and you can clearly see the famous roster on the back wall, where twenty-nine poopers so far have asked to have their Tennis Profiles posted by café manager RabbitSnore. The roster includes information about each pooper: who they fantasize about playing Tennis with, what sort of material they would like to use in matches, who they have played so far, and what variants they would like to play. Any pooper, young or old, featured or non-featured is welcome to have their profile posted on the corkboard on the back wall of the Café.

Occasionally, intense discussion of matches occurs, frequently between regular Café patron Crash2991 and RabbitSnore, with some interjections from poopers such as Stegblob, SeductiveBaz, Furnessly, Nuthead, and ELPsteel. Many matches have been organized and discussed, including the matches of Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10, NS2 vs. Temeku, ELPsteel vs. JazzDanceForChildren, and many others.

In the open air tennis court just outside the Café, a casual game is ongoing and open to any poopers who happen to amble in and see a video. This game has no time limit, and there is no restriction as to who can remix a video at any given time.

With the Poop Tennis League almost to its climactic final match, rumors are abound that League manager Gallers has rented out a private party room in the back of the Tennis Café for the twelve main players of the League as well as the substitute players for a post-League celebration. Though also unconfirmed, it has been reported that RabbitSnore has obtained two kegs of German beer for the event (supposedly at the request of Gallers) as well as an assortment of exotic fruit juices.

The Poop Tennis Café plans to continue to stay open for as long as Tennis is a popular sport and continues to have a wide fanbase. The roster remains for anyone to request his or her profile be posted.

Article fabricated by RabbitSnore