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With the Tennis Cup past it’s half-way point, only a small handful of matches remain to be seen. The following is a review of Temeku vs Crash2991’s gameweek 3 match. It was written by strong414bad.  Forgive the tardiness of this article and enjoy this review. Thank you for your support and patience.

~Christoph

Round 1- Temeku- The King Is Sexually Confused
The first round is mainly AIDSless AIDS, using Hotel Mario and CD-i Zelda with a ton of visual and audio noise, although there was one part in which an old airline commercial was pooped. There are a ton of effects and really fast stutters, which is odd for a first round of a tennis match because they’re usually hard to poop. But it still is a great poop on its own and definately sets a challenge for the rounds to come.

Round 2- Crash2991- The King is Confused About Love
While the second round is a lot shorter than the first, clocking in at 34 seconds, it is full of more visual effects and a ton of random sounds. It uses the CD-i from the last round mixed with some creepy animes and such. At many points, the poop uses stuff like chroma keys and transparency, putting one clip over another to increase the insanity of the whole thing. Although it is short, it is a great round- the kind of thing you’d expect from a Round 5 or 6, not a second round, which makes it even more awesome.

Round 3- Temeku- Richard Simmons Makes Love to the King
And it keeps getting more insane. Round 3 is a superfast mess of more video effects, fast stutter loops, and general PiP craziness. There’s a lot of speed-ups in it, and a ludicrous amount of flashing lights. Temeku adds in some Whose Line Is It Anyway in the mix, but keeps it as over-the-top insane as the other round. It’s really hard to believe that this is only Round 3 of this match, which is probably one of the more insane and quick matches out there.

Round 4- Crash2991- Giant Robot Makes Love to SimmonsRichard
And yet Round 4 gets even faster and more intense. It’s getting to the point where I can’t describe the rounds as well anymore because I can’t actually discern or understand most of what’s going on. The round is a massive, superfast, layered mess of epic proportions, using a lot more PiP and fisual effects to generally make a round that ends up being total seizuretastic insanity, and something that will be hard to top.

Round 5- Temeku- Love is Irrelevant
Round 5 definately tops it by being both faster and slower at the same time. There are still fast messes in the mix, which are even faster and messier and now have audio editing and still pictures, but it also slows down to have stuff like a brief musical segment and some slower stutters. Temeku adds some Drake and Josh and Terminator 2, and integrates it seamlessly with the rest of the poop. It’s fast and totally brilliant, and I can’t wait to see what Crash does to try to top it.

Round 6- Crash2991- Irrelevancy is Relevant
Round 6 gets a bit slower, adding in some slowdown and some slower, less edited bits. But most of the poop is still the same awesome insanity that we’ve come to love from this match. There isn’t much I can say about it- there’s more speedups, more PiP, and more of basically everything that made this match awesome.

Final Thoughts
Temeku vs. Crash2991 started off with an unusually fast poop and kept getting faster and faster with every new round. There really isn’t much I can say about the match in general other than the fact that Crash and Temeku are both very skilled Tennis players and the fact that I absolutely loved it. This match is highly reccommended.

~Collaborated by Christoph and Strong414bad.