Sonicnerd’s Poop Tennis Review: RabbitSnore vs. GameCubeHero
RabbitSnore and GameCubeHero are no strangers to the poop community. Rabbit is, after all, a forum admin, and GameCubeHero made Richard Nixon roll in his grave. But we’re not here to talk about their forum accomplishments. Oh, no. We’re here to talk about their pooping skills. So buckle up, and prepare for the ride of your life.
Round 1 - RabbitSnore - Fox’s Anarchistic Picnic
And Rabbit hits the first serving HARD! Damn! Rabbit uses a good mix of repitition and ear rape. Surprisingly, he didn’t use stutter, something I was familiar with in my previous review. The sources he used were Star Wars: Clone Wars, Star Fox Assault, and I think Cowboy Bebop. He used slow mo in all of the right moments he could have, such as DEFEND THE CITY, WE MUST. He also used split frame for a scene with a jedi in a starfighter cockpit. I enjoyed this greatly.
Round 2 - GameCubeHero - Fox’s Anarchistic Sandwich
Oh, lol. That’s all I had to say. This was a huge improvement from the first round, where GameCubeHero strutted his fancy stuff well. He added stutter and pitch change elements into the fray and even a Yo! What’s up? remix of Saria’s song. I also liked the fact that this was in stereo for some parts. That made the ear raping really effective. He added a clips of a guy who looks like he was from that “You want this _____?” cartoon and Resident Evil. This was a good round, and it is hard to believe that this is only the 2nd round.
Round 3 - RabbitSnore - Jill’s Anarchistic Popsicle
Rabbit himself said he didn’t really like this. I thought it was meh. It was good in ear rape value, but not much else. The Jill repetition was a bit annoying, and the Yo! What’s up? remix this time was joined by a judge or cop or whatever. Rabbit added a movie about crime and a some clip with fire. I have to admit though, that scene that combined the zombie moment with that guy’s creepy look is just… Scary. Period. Other than that, Rabbit put together an average poop that was a dissapointment after round 2, in my opinion.
Round 4 - GameCubeHero - Jill’s Narcisstic Popcicle
Okay, GameCubeHero. This round is effing win. This time, there’s more ear rape, more stutter, and another remix. This time set to Zelda’s Lullaby. This wasn’t a remix per se, but it was hilarious due to the fact that a guy was getting brutally murdered by zombies in the middle of it. Then, we were treated to split frame ear rape, the best kind. GameCubeHero added more Resident Evil clips and that one peeing baby commercial. I think that GameCubeHero did it again and made a great round.
Round 5 - RabbitSnore - Liquid Snake’s Narcissistic Jill Sandwich
This one was a nice comeback for Rabbit. It featured what was like an acid trip. He reversed the previously mentioned zombie murder, which was a nice touch. Then, he split screened Metal Gear with that “You want this _____?” guy, which made me laugh. He added, most obviously, Metal Gear Solid and not much else. Rabbit made a great final round for himself. At least it made me chuckle, and that’s what counts…….Right?
Round 6 - GameCubeHero - Liquid Snake’s Narcisstic Death
While not as powerful as GCH’s previous rounds, he still made an average poop. He nearly dropped the stereo ear rape that I had come to love in Round 2 and 4. GCH added more Metal Gear clips and that’s basically it. I loved one sentence mixing moment which included caribou. Other than that, it seemed that just because it was the final round, I think GCH thought that his job was done and only had to go easy on him.
All in all, this was an epic match, as was all of Rabbit’s other matches, although I say that out of all the rounds in this match, I liked GCH’s the best. If only Rabbit upped the ante a bit more, this would be enough to consider a legendary round. I really was dissapointed with the final round, but hey, that’s me. I don’t have to love it.
Article by Sonicnerd23.



