Perfect Poop Prize REVEALED!
After a long wait the grand prize for the Perfect Poop contest has been revealed as the EYECLOPS microscope video camera.
Whilst many who have entered the contest have expressed little interest in winning the contest, instead entering purely to either take part or to boost their subscriber count that actual prize has been a closely guarded secret. This added to the fact that the criteria for winning has always been controversial (the highest amount of views achieved) means that other prizes will also be given out but the main prize is of the highest monetary value.
The announcement comes during what can be described as this season’s e-drama, namely that youchewpoop, the community portal of youtubepoop.com will close in August. This news added to the increasingly unreliable server has lead to the usual plethora of hate mail, protests, petitions, forum bannings and members clambering over each other using terms such as rights, values, respect and morals. The suspension of images from the forum resulting in a new rival forum being opened where those who have been banned from youchewpoop’s forum now plot their revenge!
But none of this compares to the sheer shock and joy that this little is capable of bringing to it’s new lucky owner when the winner is finally announced on April 1st.
The full and revised list of eligible entries can now seen on the right hand bar of the youchewpoop news page plus an alphbetised version will also be available on the forum well users will be voting for their favourite.




March 17th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Interesting prize, interesting. Oh and that site apparently is not a rival site, that was a typo (stupid cold casuing not thinking straight).
Never mind that, at least there are other prizes (possibly not as silly as the ones on Wipeout) in the contest.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
WORSE PRICE EVAR
March 18th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
SCREW YOU DEKABREAK THIS PRIZE PWNS ALL
It’s a shame I didn’t enter, I could probably use a thing like this for something.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I JUST LOST MY BONER
March 18th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Wow pretty neat
March 18th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Nice prize!
March 18th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I’m sure WalrusGuy’ll enjoy it.
March 18th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Prize is rather horrible..now im just doing it to be featured..Prize shoudlve been either money..or…a Nintendo Wii
March 18th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
LOL BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!!
March 18th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I didn’t expect much.
but this is good enough.
March 18th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I thought this was mostly centered around kids, nonetheless, cool.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Crap, I don’t own any batteries! >.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
FUCKING WANT
March 19th, 2008 at 5:21 am
Who knows what we could see with that…
March 19th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
R U SERIOUS!?!? WORST PRIZE EVAR!
March 19th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Meh…
March 19th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Its an eyeclops? *facepalm*
March 20th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
OMG o_______________________________________________o
ROTFLMFAO!! XD XD
i hope walrusguy likes the eyeclops
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD
March 20th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
wow im happy im not winning the contest. LMFAO
March 20th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
FUCKING SWEET PRIZE.
:’D
Too bad I can’t win it. AT LEAST BAZ CAN BE THE HAPPY OWNER OF AN EYECLOPS.
March 20th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
March 21st, 2008 at 8:09 pm
O YA WERE PLOTIN OUR REVENGE CONRAD, WE SURE ARE
March 29th, 2008 at 2:11 am
HOLY…..SHIT

GLAD IM LOSING
March 29th, 2008 at 2:12 am
LMAO