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Forget Dreamworks Animation. Pixar is where it’s at. Sure, Dreamworks may have created the legendary film Shrek, but other than that and the average Madagascar and Shark Tale, that’s all they’re good for. Pixar’s filmography includes tons of notable films such as Toy Story, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, and Ratatouille.

And then there’s WALL-E. This is a fairly recent film. Hell, it was released today (For those reading this on a later date, the date I’m typing this is on June 27th). I think Pixar has done it again. Of course, it could come to no surprise, looking back at their other films.

Plot (5/5): 700 or so years from now, we’ll leave the Earth due to a massive garbage buildup. We’ll leave a small robot, WALL-E, in our place to clean up after ourselves. WALL-E lives in a garbage truck-like house. He owns tons of junk he found cleaning up Earth. Among this junk, he has a VHS copy of Hello Dolly, to which he discovers romance. Day after mundane day, he cleans up Earth, until one day, when he finds a plant stored behind a refrigerator. The next morning, a robot named EVE arrives and scouts the area for life. WALL-E has found true love, but when he takes her home and shows her the plant…

Sound (5/5): Wonderful. The robots were voiced by voice actors, yes, but Ben Burtt, Star Wars sound making pioneer, has made the voices into what they would be like spoken in a robot’s voice. The score, while it may not have any rock songs, the featured songs, usually from the 60’s, are quite nice, and so is the score.

Direction (5/5): The CGI in this movie works wonders. A beautiful demonstration of this is when WALL-E is flying in space. The robots are convincing at being robots, with the clicks and whirrs any normal robot would have. Even the human voice actors are good. There is also a good combination of real life footage and 3-D animation in this movie. Fun Fact: The BNL CEO is played by Fred Willard, a comedic actor.

Overall: I loved this movie. What are you waiting for? Go see it. Now. With it’s cute cast of characters, amazing CGI settings, and awesome robot interaction, it’s a true Pixar mov-EE!…Heheheh… Sorry, but seriously. Go see this movie if you aren’t satisfied with Kung Fu Panda. With that said, I look forward to Pixar’s next animated movie. Oh, and Spielberg, you really need to tell the animation department at Dreamworks to up the ante, in my opinion. Oh, and sorry to all you British over there. You have to wait an extra month before you get it. And Australians? Forget it. You guys get it in September. I’m certain it will be worth the wait.

Article by Sonicnerd23.

With this current gameweek well in progress, only a fourth of the competition remains active. YTP News is here to bring you the results once again, as well as a brief interview with player Ishkibibl.

The third gameweek of the Tennis Cup is more than halfway done, with only eight competitors remaining in four matches. Down from sixteen last gameweek, the Cup is drawing to a climactic finish.

The second gameweek saw victory for GameBop over GreatBritishTurd, Crash2991 over uncle69er, and NutheadElMajestico over RabbitSnore. Temeku received a free pass from his match with Intenseowl, with his opponent eliminated by default, disqualified by failing to volley the serve. This left Temeku and Intenseowl with a disappointing single round match.

NS2 won a victory over MAZZ0Murder, with his skillful use of WMM. TheRoboticRobot overcame AbsoluteBillion in a sweeping victory. Ophios defeated RAKninja in a tight battle, and Ishkibibl defeated Christoph in a match which voters referred to as “a tough call.”

Now, with the four matches of the third bracket coming to a finish on Saturday, we will soon be left with only four competitors in the semifinal bracket. As always, the Tennis Cup assures an interesting fight to the finish.

Ishkibibl, though busy with his current match, decided to give YTP News a moment of his time to allow us to conduct this week’s player interview.

YTP News: Greetings, Ishkibibl. Thanks for taking some time to do this interview.

Ishkibibl: No problemo.

YTP News: What is something identifiable about you and your style in Tennis? Any notable sources you often use?

Ishkibibl: Stuttering. Stuttering makes up about 1/3-1/2 of what I do in tennis matches because it’s easy for me to make and it’s always different each time to keep it from being repetitive. The other half is ear-rape, musical or whatever the hell I feel like making.

I don’t look for any specific sources to use, just whatever pops into my mind. I try to stay away from anime though, can’t really make anything out of anime unless I’m in the mood.

YTP News: What has your experience in the Tennis Cup been like so far?

Ishkibibl: The Tennis Cup has been a very enjoyable and fun experience for me, and I learned that I prefer to be served than to be the server because that leaves me more room to just kick the shi-, I mean, edit the previous round. Plus, the sixth round is the one people look forward to most in a Tennis match.

YTP News: Only 8 players are left in the Tennis Cup. With only a few more gameweeks remaining, who do you look forward to playing the most? Why?

Ishkibibl: I’m looking forward to playing Nuthead or Temeku. I like the poops they make. I’ve seen the way they rape videos, I’ve seen their overall style, and they look like some really fun people for me to go against. I’ve also never played Poop Tennis with any of them yet, and I really want to, so I’ll have to do my best in Bracket 3 of the Tennis Cup.

YTP News: Thank you very much for your time, and good luck in the Tennis Cup.

Ishkibibl: Thank you too.

That’s it for the first part of our Tennis Cup Gameweek3 article. Be sure to look part two later this week to see reviews of the first two completed matches to help you decide on who to vote for. Have a good day.

~Collaborated by Christoph and RabbitSnore

Many collaborations have been devised based around a video game or any gameplay. One game in particular is Ratchet & Clank which has been given it’s own place on the list game collabs.

The collab was formulated by KingBloo who had specific times for entries, around 50 seconds. Each entry, of course, must be from a game from the series.

The video begins with a small introduction and goes straight into the collab. First is NS2’s entry, who chose to use Big Al the “robot guy” conversing with Ratchet and Clank. It is an incredibly simple but awesome poop. It has no effects, but uses the technique of stutters and repetition with sentence mixing. By accident, this entry was added after the video was uploaded, which actually left a small bit of the previous uploading.

Next, Kingbloo with his fun piece featuring the plumber talking with Ratchet and Clank. What I really like about this one is the ear rape. YouTube usually quiets all my ear rape in my video and frankly it pisses the hell out of me. On track, the video was great, and fairly simple. The only effects used were 2 audio effects inversion, and a mirror.

I do not personally enjoy talking about my own work and have decided to skip to Wikiwow. This piece was centered around Captain Quark, the “superhero” in the game series. It is what you can expect from Wikiwow, if you are familiar with his work (as you should be). His entry mainly consists of stutters, repetition, and some sentence mixing.

KingCornholio up next with a poop that utilizes multiple cutscenes. His main techniques used were stutters, repetitions, and reverses. A few things I absolutely liked about it was his signature use of GLaDOS from Portal and the quick sentence mixing.

Next is MoebusOne who uses a Captain Quark scene along with the plumber. This one reminded me of my own work only better. He used a lot of stutter had done some short rearranging. I very much enjoyed this one.

GorillaCrap’s entry was fairly slow. In the entire entry, there was only one repetition, but I actually liked it because it had Captain Quark, which was instant win for me.

Lastly, but not the least was Domorato. The beginning was a rape rave between an infobot and the leader of the planet with a funny, but appropriate song in the background. The main technique is stuttering, one thing Domo is best known for. It ended with a dramatic revelation which you have to watch for yourself.

Article by TheDarkRises.