I resent the Scout for his less than savory remarks about the News Page’s upcoming update — as well as his distasteful referring to me as “RabbitWhore.” I’ll have you know that rabbits get a bad name for their sexual proclivities; we aren’t all whores, and I am certainly not one. I prefer the term “gigolo.”

At any rate, the Art Staff Update is not relenting. This time, we are given a look behind the scenes, at what it took to produce a fresh skin for the forum — something spiffy and nostalgic for all the kiddies on the forum with hard-ons for the Vanilla Days. Take a close look at this one, boys and girls!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE LATEST UPDATE PAGE!

Okay, so it looks like those Art Staff buffoons have kept their word — so far. Another day in the update says they’re gonna be redoin’ the looks of the News Page. So I guess they don’t just do lame-ass medals and pictures for socially awkward children to use on internet forums because they’re too shy to show their real faces. Now they can open Notepad and modify a couple lines of HTML and make pretty pictures like in kindergarten art class. Ooooohh! Sooooo impressive!

Yeah, just look at their fancy pants update page:

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE NEW UPDATE PAGE!

I bet they fingerpainted the new skin for the Front Page then licked their hands clean.

But that “Day 2″ thing is still up there in the corner there with the little arrows, so I guess maybe’s there’s more to it than just this dumbass art contest circle jerk and a fresh face for RabbitWhore’s personal blog…. Maybe they can actually do something good. Maybe.

But my hopes ain’t high.

Okay, so I hear the Art Staff is back in town. I don’t know where to begin with these guys. Now, if there’s one thing I hate doing, it standing around idlin’ like a special ed kid with a dent in his skull. It’s just embarrassing. They have their own staff and they can’t even put up a new forum banner once every six months.

These Art Staff dolts are idle for over a year, sitting around with a private forum section playing with their dicks — all the while sportin’ colored names like they think they’re mods or something. Then…THEN they have the noive to say they’re gettin’ their act together. And STILL they only release art once in blue moon!

I mean, look at this, LOOK… AT… THIS!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE ART STAFF UPDATE.

Did you really wait around for that?

Seriously! They think they can just walk on back, all high and mighty, and expect to be treated with any respect. If they were from where I was from they’d have to earn their respect — by gettin’ beaten with baseball bats and bricks by the rest of the gang for a straight hour. I’d like to see them paint their pretty pictures after THAT.

They are nothin’ but a bunch of dime a dozen, good for nothin’…

Huh?…What’s that, ma?…

…Day 1!?
…Day 1 of what!?

You mean they have more in store for the site?!!?

Yeah, well, we’ll see what they got on March 25. I bet they’re all talk.