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Oct

30

Christoph vs DaftPunkYoshi - Final Battle of the WMMM Tournament

Category: Poop Tennis, Quick Reviews | 6 Comments

Sep

2

Calling All Chewfags! The Grey Tennis Tournament Preview

Category: Poop Tennis, Site News | 3 Comments

Article by Christoph. Now with extra strength!

When you leave my colors fade to gray. Little lover stay. All my colors fade away.
Tennis is one of the finest pastimes of the YouChew forums. It has led to the creation of many wonderful videos in a friendly and/or competitive manner for a majority of the regulars. Enthusiastics of the “sport” may acknowledge that there is currently a WMM tournament soon proceeding into it’s final round as well as the massive Tennis Season reaching it’s half-way point soon, but there are already plans for the next big tournament.

Brainstormed by users TheChutley and vvaluigi, the Grey Tennis Tournament is unlike recent tournaments which have played on some sort of gimmick. vvaluigi describes the Grey Tennis Tournament as “…basically a knock-out tournament. The reason why I named it the Grey Tennis Tournament is because of how simple it is. No special abilities, no different styles of matches, just a simple six round match.” Currently, the participation of this tournament is looking promising with 27 members participating so far. I had a hard time making this one into a joke TheChutley and vvaluigi hope to have 32 participants before they begin this tournament. Once it begins, players will have a 6 round tennis match each week while viewers vote on who should advance to the next round. The winner moves on and the loser is eliminated.

The rules of the matches are simple. Each of your rounds need to be between 0:30 and 3:00, may have no more than 3 sources added per round, and has a 72 hour turnover time. While the turnover time may seem strict, it is only there to keep things running smoothly, and I approve of it. TheChutley reassured me that the rules would be loosely strict. “We have to make sure things are still organized and on schedule, but we will, of course, be lenient to those with legitimate reasons.” Those who violate the rules in their match by using too many sources, too long of a round, too short of a round, or takes too long in the turnover time to produce the next round will be penalized 2 to 3 votes when the time comes for voting to begin.

As mentioned before, there is currently only 27 people participating, but TheChutley and vvaluigi are looking to make it a total of 32 players. There is a lot of talent already involved in the line-up, and the creators of this tournament know it. “My expectations are definitely high, considering the amount of awesome poopers we have in this tournament. It’ll be interesting to see who gets paired with who and what is created.” The tournament is unofficially set to begin in November in order to give enough time for the Tennis Season to conclude.

What a tennisfuck. Anyone interested in playing should proceed quickly to the Grey Tennis Tournament Registration & Information thread located here: viewtopic.php?f=19&t=70087

Sign up quickly, as spaces are limited. If there isn’t enough space, it can’t hurt to suggest being a potential back-up player, however. I wish everyone good luck, and so do the creators of this tournament. “I’m hoping that this tournament shall have some awesome rounds and that everyone has fun.” Thanks for the awesome tournament, guys.

Aug

24

Tennis Review: AjaxCubed and Piodx vs. Moogle and ChrisGendo

Category: Poop Tennis, Quick Reviews | 2 Comments

Continuing YCP News coverage of the Tennis Season torunament currently ongoing, quax brings us coverage of the four-round doubles match: AjaxCubed and Piodx vs. Moogle and ChrisGendo. Stay tuned for new episode of Clifford the Big Red Castrated Dog.

With week 5 of the tennis season coming to an end, I decided to check out some tennis matches for when the time for voting came around. One match that really caught my eye was The Electric Teal Joltoen of Terror (lead by AjaxCubed and Piodx) vs. Team Gilgamesh (lead by Moogle and ChrisGendo). Knowing that both doubles teams are known for their outstanding editing work and crazy visuals, I thought that this would make the perfect match to cover.

THEY TURNED OFF THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE LIKE IN THE WHAT by AjaxCubed and Piodx

JUST LIKE IN THE WHAT!!

We’re starting off this match with one impressive serve, and knowing Ajax and Piodx’s style, I knew that this round would impress me with a nice fast pace and really awesome color effect. The stutters really fit in well with this pace, especially with the added distortion. The effects are definitely mind blowing. The colors and the feeling of having a seizure make it eyegasmic (I know that’s not a word but you know what I mean). Overall, this was an excellent round.

CATGIRL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE DOESN’T TURN FLANDRE ON ANY MORE by Moogle and ChrisGendo

It's left to be said what does turn her on, but it certainly isn't Batman.

Team Gilgamesh really wowed me in this round. Keeping with the pace of the serve, the stutters, effects, and the overall feel to this round was magnificent. The colors used in this round were nicely blended and, overall, just really cool to look at. I also liked the compositing (or maybe it was chroma keying) used in this round to have some of the colors and effects kind of overlay some of the material used. Another thing I really liked about this round (more about this whole match overall) is that it’s very distortion heavy. A lot of you might hate it, but it really fits well with what we’re seeing on the screen. Overall, this was a very fantastic round.

ALIEN TIGER’S SEXUALITY IS NOT IN POSIBLE RISK by AjaxCubed and Piodx

OH BOY THROBBIE

This quite possibly could be the peak of the match; just simply amazing. There is no word in the English language to describe how awesome and surreal this round was. I though picking up at a faster pace in this match would be impossible, but The Electric Teal Joltoen of Terror has proven me wrong. One thing I just simply loved about this round was just the whole seizure feel to it. The strobes and the colors just amazed me. Another thing I really liked was the masking and layering. It really made this round insane and just fun to watch. Overall, it’s fantastic, amazing, splendid, magnificent, whatever. This round was just downright awesome.

RISK OF SEXY HEIAN ALIEN COSSACK INVASION by Moogle and ChrisGendo

It’s the final round and what a round. Fantastic visuals and kept at a slower, but really nice pace. I though the little clock affect going on in the beginning was pretty funny and cool and that same time, though I thought it was much cooler when the alarm rang and split up into four or so layers. I really loved the effects and colors (haven’t I said that enough?), mostly do to the fact that I can barely see the original source. The ending is what really caught my eye: stuff flying everywhere with a nice looking pool of colors in the background. Overall, even though the final round was set a slower pace and maybe not so effect heavy as the last round, that doesn’t mean that it wasn’t fantastic.

Let the men be separated from the boys.

In conclusion, this was just an amazing match. Both teams are known for their fast editing and amazing effects, so combining them just made this match hard to miss. After re-watching this tennis for a few times, the decision on who to cast my vote to was really difficult, but in the end, I’d have to say that Ajax and Piodx did a more outstanding job, so my vote goes to The Electric Teal Joltoen of Terror. Team Gilgamesh also did a fantastic job too, but it was the final round that kind of killed it for me (yeah, I know that sounds harsh). Overall, a fantastic match and I recommend those who haven’t seen it yet to definitely check it out, unless you’re one of those types who aren’t fond of rape matches.

Brought to you by the PBS Educational Foundation and by contributions from viewers like you. Thank you.

Jul

17

Window Movie Master Match Review: MycroProcessor vs. Futures Passed

Category: Poop Tennis, Quick Reviews | 3 Comments

Continuing YCP News coverage of the competitive Tennis Tourneys currently ongoing, strong414bad brings us a review of a Tennis match from the WMM Tourney: MycroProcessor vs. Futures Passed.

Round 1- Mycroprocessor- Obelisk is an Awesome Word
The serve gets the match to a running start. It has a good match of fast-pased effects and slower ones, and serves well as being something that can be edited easily while still standing on its own. There’s a lot of interesting transition and effect work in the round, and some great moments of frame-by-frame flickering. Overall, this is an interesting serve that gets the match to a good start.

Round 2- FuturesPassed- Obelisk Was Once A Wonderful World
Futures does really well on the volley, making a video that carries a lot of the themes of Round 1 while still being its own round. One of the most interesting things he does with this round is use the same few transitions throughout the match, sort of tying all the different parts together as if someone was flipping TV stations. The transitions are the high point of the round- there are a lot of them, which is usually something WMM poopers don’t use a lot of. It’s a really unique round overall, and feels very tied together and coherent.

Round 3- MycroProcessor- Obelisn Was Twice An Amazing Age
This round amps up the intensity by a lot, using a lot of more effects and stutters throughout. It’s faster-paced than the first two rounds, and the different parts of the match go by fast. However, it isn’t all full-on rape yet- there’s a lot of slower parts, too, and a lot more new source material than you’d expect from the way the match has gone. You can tell from the length, it’s about fifteen seconds longer than the first two rounds, and they’re all packed with goodness. It tries to increase the intensity of the match while still including a lot of slower material to edit, too, and I think it definitely succeeds with that.

Round 4- FuturesPassed- Obelisk Wasn’t Able To Make It To Third Base
This round continues the strange trajectory of the match, in that it’s both faster and slower than the previous one. There are scenes of fast, transition-filled rape- Futures again showing his skill with using transitions- and then there’s also longer scenes of unedited footage. The new sources he adds to this round don’t seem to mesh well with the rest of the round- the switch between superfast rape and unedited new sources is a bit jarring- but overall, it’s still a pretty good round.

Round 5- Mycroprocessor- The 4th Bass Drum SUbscribes to Obelisk
Here is where we get what we were waiting for. There isn’t any unedited footage here- though I can understand why it was included in the last couple rounds. But this round is just pure, straight brainrape. It’s fast and confusing, but a bit easier to understand than Mycro’s usual stuff due to the use of WMM. A lot of transitions are used here, and used very well, and overall the round is really intense but yet not quite ear rape at the same time. Sorry I can’t have a better description- at 29 seconds long this is the shortest round so far, and brainrape is hard to describe correctly. But overall, good stuff.

Round 6- FuturesPassed- The World “Subscribe” Is Considered Awesome To The Five Obelisks
And this is the most intense round yet. Virtually no original sources are visible here- it’s all been effect’d and transition’d into oblivion. It’s fastpaced rape at its finest. One of the most interesting things about this round, and the whole match in general, is that while the matches have been fast-paced they haven’t been that loud at all. It’s brainrape, but it isn’t quite ear rape, and I really like it.

Overall, this match was a real surprise. Mycro and Futures aren’t generally known for using WMM, and it’s great to see that their styles translate to the program. If you like rape tennis, you’ll love this match, and it was really skillfully played by both participants. I really enjoyed this match, and it shows another side of the things that Windows Movie Maker is really able to do.

Article by strong414bad.

Jul

16

A Look at Competitive Tennis: Window Movie Master 2 — Featuring GameBop vs. Emperor Ing

Category: Poop Tennis, Poop News, Site News | 4 Comments

YouChew Poop has a history of sanctioned competitive Tennis Tourneys, beginning with the two Poop Tennis Leagues over a year ago. As time goes on, more and more tourneys emerge by the leadership of creative Poopers, and at present we have two such tournaments in progress hosted on the forum. One of these tourneys features the unique restriction that its players must use Windows Movie Maker. The players of Windows Movie Master 2 expunge the old misconception that WMM can never stand as tall as professional software such as Sony Vegas or Adobe Premiere.

Organizers DaftPunkYoshi and strong414bad are avid Tennis players, each with over ten matches under their belts. Both are impressive Poopers, and they have organized an impressive tourney. Strong414bad told me how the organization of this competition began: “It all started with the original Windows Movie Master match, between Emperor Ing, NS2 and me. DaftPunkYoshi saw this and a couple months later PM’d me about starting another Windows Movie Master multi-way match, but to include a lot more people in it. I thought it was a great idea and made a thread about it, and enough people were interested that we both realised that we could turn it into a tournament.”

When I asked strong414bad what he thought about the conception of WMM as inferior software, he answered, “The funny thing about that conception is that there is some truth to it. There are a lot of things you can’t do in WMM that you can do in other programs.”

Many users of the software are quick to observe its faults. “Normally,” says DaftPunkYoshi, “I would see people complain that WMM crashes all the time and won’t bother going back to it again and people complain that WMM can’t do this or can’t do that.” Indeed, even people involved with Windows Movie Master 2 have had their share of difficulty with it. “It’s a delicate program, yes, but it is definitely not an inferior one,” remarked tourney player TheChutley about the software. Good editing, according to him, can be attributed to a good user: “When you see poopers, who are new to working with it, like quax94 and MycroProcessor, create such high quality material, you begin to think differently about WMM. I’ve gotten a few comments myself such as, ‘My God! You’ve cured WMM AIDS!’ But there really was no AIDS to begin with. It’s just a severe lack of creativity in the user.”

Emperor Ing vehemently averred a much different opinion about the common conception of WMM. “To be blunt,” he answered, “it is a crock-load of horseshit. [The first] Windows Movie Master [had] the sole purpose of showing off the skills and abilities of WMM which I feel a lot of uneducated (re: stupid) poopers tend to overlook. They get caught up on what WMM can’t do, and forget about all the things it can do.”

Though his opinion is more modest than Ing’s, strong414bad does not sell his signature software short however: “With custom effects, a lot of people — myself included — have been pushing the boundary of things that you really can do with the program.”

Where Ing, strong414bad, as well as DaftPunkYoshi agree is that WMM can be excellent editing software. “We had people using effects and techniques that most people have never seen or done on WMM before,” DaftPunkYoshi fondly observed about the tourney.

“WMM has a great potential for humor for me, since the editing is always so obvious, that if poorly done, it gives off the so-bad-it’s-good vibe, which is a type of humor I have loved for as long as I remember,” Emperor Ing testifies. “Nowhere else can something be so blatant as Slow-Down x2, or Hue Cycle Spectrum…WMM editing always has a way of making me laugh.” Strong414bad mirrors this sentiment, saying, “One of the best parts about it, at least in my opinion, is that no matter what you do with the program it’s still instantly recognizable as WMM. Every video made with WMM has the ‘WMM Feel’ that other editors can’t even begin to duplicate, and I like it.”

With the second gameweek of Windows Movie Master 2 now underway, the matches promise to become more increasingly laudable and entertaining, strutting all the stuff that WMM can do, but the first gameweek made a splendid showing.

One of the greatest spectacles of the first week of Windows Movie Master 2 is the showdown between GameBop and Emperor Ing, two of the finest known users of WMM. “I feel that it is probably some of the best tennis that I have played,” Ing said when asked how he felt about the match. “This is not to say that this is the best match I’ve had, but rather, this is where I actually would surprise myself with the directions I took in editing.”

Ing’s slower and comedic style might have put him out of his depth facing a Pooper like GameBop, so he took an interesting approach: “GameBop is quite known in the inner-poop circles for his heavy use of effects, so I kinda knew that if I tried to keep pace with all that malarkey, I’d be going nowhere fast. So I kinda reverted to what I have always reverted to: extremely poor and lazy editing. At the very least, if I didn’t win, I would have gone out laughing.”

Round 1- Burglary on a Chessboard

GameBop opens the match with what some called the best serve in the first round of the tourney, with comedic stutters, skillful juxtaposition, and some excellent custom special effects. His serve is a single-source video that features some of his signature material: Alfred J. Kwak. GameBop knows how to make the most of this material: His effects work produces some of the most interesting sights WMM can produce, such as a neon lights effect he created himself, and he doesn’t neglect to insert unedited lines of dialogue for its comedic value: “LET’S GET STARTED,” and “THIS IS A CHESSBOARD QUEEN, BOYS,” had me grinning widely. Not only visually impressive but amusing and funny, this round was a great way to start his match with Ing.

Round 2 - Lester the Molesting Mole initiates a Gay Burglary

Ing returns the serve with a somewhat unexpected second round. He adds Hotel Mario into the match, abusing Mario saying “GAY” for some great humorous effect. Ing doesn’t entirely abandon what the previous round set up — he adds stutters, visual effects, and ear rape of his own – but the round excels in part where Ing has added his Hotel Mario jokes. I have mixed feelings about this round, as the unexpected humor entertained me, but it didn’t feel as though it adapted extensively to the previous round. This volley can stand alone as an entertaining video, but it’s a mediocre return to an excellent serve.

Round 3 - During the Inital Burglary, Lester gets Stung

In round three, GameBop builds on the stutters and repetition of the second round, and he wrecks the Hotel Mario footage with some intense, color-shifting and picture-in-picture effects. The juxtaposition of footage in this round, as well as some of the comedic moments of unedited clips, harkens back to the techniques employed in the serve. GameBop retains Ing’s repetition of Mario saying “GAY”, but he removes the context, filling the space between repetitions with heavy effects, both visual and audio. This interesting balance of constructive and destructive adaptation made me lean heavily in favor of GameBop.

Round 4 - Lester’s Followup Theft is Poorly Executed

Then came round four. I don’t think anyone saw this one coming. Ing retained much of the effects work of the previous rounds and in some places built on it, but he removed most if not all of the audio from the last round. More Hotel Mario video and audio was inserted into the round as well. But the stark feature of this round was that, with the audio of the last round stripped away, Ing replaced it entirely with a word-splicing audio Poop of Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil – which had me nearly rolling with laughter. “GameBop is a pretty clever and skilled tennis player,” said Ing, “but I think anyone would have been thrown a bit off with my round 4. I know if I had been playing tennis normally, that stunt would have thrown me off. That is partly why I did it. The other reason being that I can’t help laughing at something as poorly done as ‘Squadala! We are fu-KING!’ I do what makes me laugh, which is a common strain among all of my videos.” Normally, destructive deviation from previous rounds is unimpressive to me, as it shows an unwillingness or an inability to adapt to the opponent’s techniques, but Ing stole the show for me with this round.

Round 5 - Lester continues to be forwarded to the mistakes of previous

Round five paled in comparison to four, I’m afraid, as GameBop tried his best to adapt to the calamity Ing had volleyed to him. The video on its own is impressive, as all of GameBop’s work in this game is. The visual effects are carried even further, with colored, distorted, and outlined video. GameBop wrecks the audio as well, adding stutters and pitch shifting effects. As near as I can tell, he introduced no more sources. If this were a serve, you would wonder what on earth the timeline of the video looked like in the editing software; it is intense and excellent. What this round lacks, however, is the unexpected kick of round four. I praise GameBop for making one hell of a round, but with the pacing and style chance of round four, it was difficult to follow up.

Round 6 - Orson Welles’ Burgal of a Lifetime is abound with Lester’s Mistakes

Ing did what he does best in round six, finishing the match with a novel round. He introduced drunken Orson Welles footage, continuing the early pattern of comic juxtaposition. Ing did not neglect to build on the effects of the last round, using the noisy, messy video between clips of Welles making a fool of himself. By this last round, the video quality seemed to have dropped significantly, having passed through WMM several times, but it was no detriment to this round; in fact, I think the loss of quality made it funnier.

Ing took the match and my vote in the bottom three rounds, but GameBop began the match with a potent serve and continued to perform well through the entire game. The sudden shift of editing direction in round four seemed to throw GameBop off the top of his game, and while his return was not bad in itself, it simply didn’t compete well in the face of such blatant, comic editing. GameBop vs. Emperor Ing is a match to behold, and it loses none of its charm when watched again – certainly a game to remember. As a judge of the first round of games, my vote went to Ing, but my compliments go to both players, who thoroughly impressed me with their fun match. Kudos, gentlemen.

Be sure to keep your eye on Windows Movie Master 2 as competitors continue to strike us with awe with their impressive skills with the most unassuming software available to a Pooper.

Article by RabbitSnore.

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Oct

30

Christoph vs DaftPunkYoshi - Final Battle of the WMMM Tournament

Sep

2

Calling All Chewfags! The Grey Tennis Tournament Preview

Aug

24

Tennis Review: AjaxCubed and Piodx vs. Moogle and ChrisGendo

Jul

17

Window Movie Master Match Review: MycroProcessor vs. Futures Passed

Jul

16

A Look at Competitive Tennis: Window Movie Master 2 — Featuring GameBop vs. Emperor Ing