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Mar

10

Avast Nerd's Ass

Category: Poop Reviews, Media, Quick Reviews | 4 Comments

Article written by Guysafari, does anyone still read the front page anymore?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuGQZuOeKVA

This is a YTPMV made by a user named KernalPicnic. He/she used a song called Avast. I am unaware of the song’s origin unfortunately. I believe it’s from the Keygen Jukebox (Formally referenced in “The Keygen Collab” I believe). The source KernalPicnic used to make this YTPMV was AVGN. It used his “Bible Games” review and his NES accessories review. It mostly consisted of the NES accessories review footage.

It’s a decent YTPMV. The pitch-shifting was spot on (with the exception of the parts where he/she used the clip where AVGN hit a key on the Nintendo piano *used in the NES accessories review.*; that part seemed a little flat at some parts.). I also find it a tad repetitive since the YTPMV only consisted of 5 clips. The clips being:
- AVGN hitting a key on the NES piano *mentioned earlier*.
- AVGN talking about the NES Rollin’ Rocker.
- Gameplay of the “Bible Games” Review (or it could be just gameplay in general. I find it more likely to be AVGN’s review though).
- AVGN hitting the PowerPad.

It also doesn’t suffer from using overused sources. AVGN isn’t used in YTPMV’s half as much as Nostalgia Critic’s 50 impersonations in 60 second video. The song isn’t all that overused either (But people are making more Avast YTPMV’s so it’s likely to become an overused song.).

The YTPMV may be repetitive, but the visuals are great. I especially like how KernalPicnic organized the clips with the crop effect. The screen split to make the video resemble a 2-player video game, and the layout changed throughout the entire video. They could have been better though. Although there was a plentiful amount of effects in it, There seemed to be a lack of color-altering effects. It only used some Sony Vegas plug-in effects and some picture-altering effects (i.e. wave, spherize, TV Simulator, etc.) The Bible Games gameplay is shown on the bottom of the screen via the Sony Vegas cookie cutter effect. it has no individual effects. it just flips horizontally and vertically. I’d give it an A-minus when it comes to the visuals.

As I stated earlier, it’s an adequate YTPMV. The main problem it suffers from is the lack of variety; This causes it to sound like more of a Midi than a YTPMV. It also doesn’t use any more than 5 clips and it doesn’t improvise with the song. KernalPicnic could have used some of AVGN’s screaming to go in rhythm of the song at certain parts. I find it to be quite catchy nonetheless (Mainly the beginning in the middle. It starts to lose it towards the end. Avast Nerd’s Ass is 2 minutes and 13 seconds long.). I’d give it 4 stars out of five.

Feb

3

Silence Poopgood’s Poop Reviews: January’s Accumulation

Category: Poop Reviews, Quick Reviews, Poop News | 7 Comments

Great sorrow lies in me, O Youchew, as I reflect upon my absence from you during the coldest and darkest month of December. No report came, no call to glory; nay, nothing came to soothe your sorry spirits so sore, and for this I apologize vehemently. But were the truth be told, and it will, for I have never spoken a falsehood to you, Youchew my love, it was not by malignant choice, nor by free will perverted that I dared not do my sacred duty towards this pillar of the internet most-revered. No indeed, I was beset by the greatest of maladies that left me in a daze all of December. For I had watched a plethora of Dr. Rabbit poops, and in doing so, caught a terrible case of AIDS that no amount of potato chips or Octorok cock could drive off. So I lay bedridden, listless, and useless.

However, I come to you now, a wiser, though perhaps not stronger, man, who nonetheless sees the task before him.
To compensate for my gross negligence, I will present not one, not two, but rather, three youtube poops that were worthy of mention for the new year, a glorious new year in the history of poopdom. For as the sun doth rise again after the night, fellow Patriots, so do I rise again waving the banner of freedom from oppression, perseverance in difficulty, and toast for dinner.

The Legend of UYAHH vol.3 by RetardedAnimeParody, alias YuiHirasawa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_XB9kwAR2c

The distinguished patriot RetardedAnimeParody has been known by many names in the course of Youchew’s history. I remember RAPeX earliest as ThisAccountIsClosed, through the Chewiki, and later, as RetardedAnimeParody, ReallyAwesomeParody, and myriad other names, not counting his latest. But whatever he has deigned to call himself, I know I can count on the lover of all things Japanese, perverted, and pervertedly Japanese to provide us with a level of quality and commitment that is rarely seen amongst patriots in this day and age. Young Youchewers can learn much from a man who has had his accounts suspended manifold times because of his hentai traps, only to surface anew with more and better videos (though alas, the lost work of his earlier years will always be missed). This video clearly shows the lovable spark that made RAPeX so entertaining to begin with (aside from the lack of hentai).

This poop begins, as with most of the classic Power Rangers poops with Rita Repulsa being her usual crazy self. The manipulations only continue from there, as the video gains a very meta Anti-Poop field with most of the dialogue removed from the Power Rangers, leaving them to existentially blurt out UYAHHHH constantly. One then realizes that these grunts and screams are about the majority of the dialogue of Power Rangers, and RAPeX has not really taken anything away by removing most of the dialogue. This makes the video more humorous for my tastes, on top of the already improbable fight scenes and ridiculously lack-luster monsters that the series is known for. When the ‘giant colonial rats’ appear, you’ll know that YuiHirasawa still has an eye for the ridiculous, and will be wishing, like the moronic Darth Sidious pumpkin-head demon thing, that he’ll continue on, doing ‘exactly what [we] want him to do!’

Mr. T Experiments with Magic Mushrooms by Yakkers171717

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAZk-Rdvh9A

Somewhat of a newcomer to the youtube poop community, this video shows that young master Yakkers is in possession of great promise, and hopefully due to this mentioning, some much deserved notoriety in the circles and echelons of connoisseurs of poopdom.
For a man like Mr. T., with his easily lampoonable nature and comedic pop-cultural value, I, fellow Patriots, am duly surprised that in truth I honestly don’t find many youtube poops starring the famous mohawk-machine. Perhaps it may be that I do not look hard enough, but in any event, laudable videos starring such an easy target are made even more praise-worthy because even by using recognizable sources, the youtube pooper manages to make something fresh and enjoyable. And I hardly could think of a more worthy example in January than this video Yakkers has made.

A classic youtube poop in feel, execution, and layout, the video follows the bungling Mr. T. desperately trying to hold back the lunacy of the infomercial he is trapped in, the lunacy brought about by clever sentence mixing and painstakingly funny reaction shots and pacing. When the adjectives used to describe a big, fat, juicy steak are instead used to describe an altogether different part of the Mr. T anatomy, I knew I had found something worth showing to you, Youchew. It will bring you back to a simpler time, when people strove not for forced creativity, or warred needlessly over stylistic preferences, but instead found simple pleasure in making a popular character say childish swear words.
A pleasure that is still to be relished in our time, Youchewsters.

Japanese Teachers are Easily Impressed by DaftpunkYoshi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oo-Uy86v5M

Daftpunk is known for a style that relies often on heavy editing to get the point across, leading to what some would call a self-appointing title of “Windows Movie Master”, for having his editor of choice be the long-bastion of great AIDS and great lulz, the indomitable WMM. This heavy editing is in full force here, as we watch the highly non-sequential overtures of a Japanese teacher eerily concerned with the goings-on of a young Japanese boy. With this and the video by RAPeX, I will let the reader come to his or her own conclusions about the Japanese people.

I say non-sequential because in this video, it is not like the Mr. T poop, which tells a story through the course of a heavily warped infomercial. Here, one singular commercial is taken and broken up into tiny bits, rearranged, and edited mercilessly ad infinitum. Some criticize this type of approach to making youtube poops, while others praise it above all others. However, for whatever your view on the this great glorious shit medium, one cannot help be entertained by the constant jarring juxtapositions of the no-doubt pedophiliac school teacher, the views of the game boy color game itself, and the young boy oblivious to the chaos surrounding him. This great mess is a cacophony of caca, and one I think worthy not only of the alternative crowd of Chewsters, who proclaim that only through over-editing is their true poop, and the more traditional Chewfags, who insist on clever placement and pacing. A Poop for All Seasons, Youchew.

That is all I have the strength to report to you this time, fellow patriots. But do not let my singular illness stop you from enjoying these poops and many more at your own leisure. For in the hallowed walls of the Showroom, one always finds the truest remedies to all of life’s ills, whether that remedy be Dinner, Your Face, or even Dodongo Dong (all of which I assure you are very effective).

Jan

4

BIG BEAT MARIO

Category: Poop Reviews, Media | 14 Comments

Article written by Guysafari and minorly edited by RabbitSnore. No witty remark today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O36f1p8QSaw

“Big Beat Mario” is a YTPMV made by the rather well-known youtube pooper, Triple_sSs (Aka Skyguy16). It uses Hotel Mario and a little of the actual Hotel Mario Gameplay. As for audio, it uses the audio from the two said sources. It’s a YTPMV made completely of the Hotel Mario CD-i Cutscenes and gameplay. I know I complain about overused sources, songs, etc., but this is an exception. It’s actually one of the best YTPMV’s I have ever had the pleasure of both listening to and watching. The visuals were great (despite the lack of effects, the way that Triple_sSs uses the crop effect makes up for it.) There are actually parts where seven different clips are on the screen all at once *screenshot below*, the beat is extremely catchy, everything syncs up, it’s very rhythmic, and as I listen to it while I make this review, I notice that it has a very nice bass line.

This is extremely rare, but I cannot find any downsides to this YTPMV. Its just an overall wonderful experience to watch and listen to. I recommend it to, well, everybody. Its that good. I suppose if I were to try my hardest to pick a possible downside, I would have to say the length. Its over six minutes long. It also seems to fade into different melodies and beats. I think that Triple_sSs should split it up into three parts, put the three parts for download, and put the links in the video description and list it as a divided version. The length is barely even a peeve though. The divided version would merely be a bonus. As I said before, this is perfect. It’s especially shocking because, quite honestly, when I first clicked the link to the video, I said to myself “What is this? another *overused song* Hotel Mario YTPMV?” Needless to say, I was surprised. My jaw actually dropped I was so impressed with this.

I know this review seems rather short, but the YTPMV is flat-out excellent. I can’t even recommend any ways to make it better! All I have to say is, Thank you Triple_sSs for the absolutely, positively, wonderful, stupendous, excellent, awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, original, remarkable, astonishing masterpiece that you refer to as “Big Beat Mario”.

Dec

11

Silence Poopgood's Poop Reviews: November Hotpicks

Category: Poop Reviews, Media | 1 Comment

Nov

28

Nuthacker: A look back

Category: Poop Reviews, Media | 12 Comments

Article written by Spiral as he looks into the past.

If my memory is right, Nuthacker was one of the first poopers that I have ever encountered. Following the viewing of his videos, I became much more interested with “YTPMV’s”, and YouTube Poop in general. Watching them again after almost two years, I recall why I loved them so much back then. The melodies that he composed appeal to this day. I will now look back and review some of my favorite songs that Nuthacker made.

1. Ganon’s Rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeCTTvzNb4E

This one is so simplistic in it’s approach, but very catchy at the same time. Most of it is comprised of Ganon repeatedly ordering Hector to “keep the runt in chains”, with Hector responding by refusing to do so, peeving off Ganon in the process. This little argument can certainly make a good song, as showcased here. One bit that I always enjoyed was when Ganon was scratching the vinyl record in front of him. Zelda keeps the beat going, with her one line in it; “You’ve GOT to be kidding”. Despite the minimal amount of editing used, this YTPMV is a very solid track. I give Ganon’s Rap an 8/10.

2. Hot Cold Sodas and Cold Hot Popcorn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6NU9RWqpe8

This was definitely more complicated to create, compared to the previous one. The editing involved is much more present in the video, as you could tell by the substantial addition of repetition in the lines. A variety of sources were used, such as Gremlins, DuckTales, and Hulk Hogan, who delivers the signature line in the song (which is the title of the video as well). This song is consistent throughout, and in my opinion, the best that Nuthacker has made. Everything present seems to have been executed the right way, and it felt like the video progressed naturally. Overall, I consider Hot Cold Sodas and Cold Hot Popcorn to be a classic YTPMV, and my score for it would be a 9.5/10.

3. I already am getting away with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ouc7SlUefA

This video is the most edited, in terms of both visuals and audio. The background music this time has a strong techno feel that you would hear at a club. The SMB3 cartoon was used, along with Extreme Dinosaurs, and the infamous “Zelda Rap” commercial that Nintendo made. It seems a little slower than the other two mentioned, but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. In fact, I believe the slower tempo of the song made it more appealing to me. It isn’t what Nuthacker normally made, so it’s unique in that sense. To conclude, it was another well-made video that shows what a good YTPMV can be like. I give it a 9/10.

Sadly, Nuthacker deleted many of his videos months ago, for unknown reasons. However, his compositions leave a legacy in the Poop community. Nuthacker, along with Igiulamam and mrSimon, inspired many to create their own YTPMV’s; some good, and some bad. Nuthacker will be remembered as the person who made many great YTPMV’s, and for those who haven’t listened to them yet, I highly recommend them.

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