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Open for three weeks now, the Poop Tennis Café provides a fine establishment where poopers can discuss Poop Tennis games, organize matches, and talk about new potential variants of the semi-official pastime of poop, while enjoying the contemporary setting and fine décor of the building and drinking delicious beverages.

As you walk into the Café, the first thing you notice is the distinct scent of aromatic coffees and teas, and you can clearly see the famous roster on the back wall, where twenty-nine poopers so far have asked to have their Tennis Profiles posted by café manager RabbitSnore. The roster includes information about each pooper: who they fantasize about playing Tennis with, what sort of material they would like to use in matches, who they have played so far, and what variants they would like to play. Any pooper, young or old, featured or non-featured is welcome to have their profile posted on the corkboard on the back wall of the Café.

Occasionally, intense discussion of matches occurs, frequently between regular Café patron Crash2991 and RabbitSnore, with some interjections from poopers such as Stegblob, SeductiveBaz, Furnessly, Nuthead, and ELPsteel. Many matches have been organized and discussed, including the matches of Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10, NS2 vs. Temeku, ELPsteel vs. JazzDanceForChildren, and many others.

In the open air tennis court just outside the Café, a casual game is ongoing and open to any poopers who happen to amble in and see a video. This game has no time limit, and there is no restriction as to who can remix a video at any given time.

With the Poop Tennis League almost to its climactic final match, rumors are abound that League manager Gallers has rented out a private party room in the back of the Tennis Café for the twelve main players of the League as well as the substitute players for a post-League celebration. Though also unconfirmed, it has been reported that RabbitSnore has obtained two kegs of German beer for the event (supposedly at the request of Gallers) as well as an assortment of exotic fruit juices.

The Poop Tennis Café plans to continue to stay open for as long as Tennis is a popular sport and continues to have a wide fanbase. The roster remains for anyone to request his or her profile be posted.

Article fabricated by RabbitSnore

To gain recognition is the goal that many of us aim for. A majority of us want to be seen and given attention when we create poops. This is why so many poopers crave subscribers, comments, and views. To be noticed can be a great thing, but recently it would appear that the grass, which was once greener on the other side, has bugs and rats and all other kinds of vermin lurking amongst the weeds. Those with popularity have been hit by a wave of poop theft, or as I’d like to call it, Grand Theft Poop.

Poop Stealers are those who simply take a video some someone’s account, put it on their own, and then “lol it up” with their chums. Poop Stealing seems harmless enough, but those who work hard on their poops and their fans seem to dislike this form of appreciation. Stealing such works can effectively steal the spotlight, even if for a few moments, and this seems to absolutely piss off plenty of people.

The thieves of YouTube Poop have been hitting too close to home for many forum members, as it has become an issue which is seen daily. It has come to the point where anyone that opens the forums to see if their topic got any responses will have trouble finding out. Topics of many sorts are being buried under a sea of countless topics and threads that string their way along screen screaming complaints such as “SUPERGOKU69 STOLE MY TRAP!” (And apparently that IS a real account, so have fun with that.) However, there can only be so many times a victimless crime is committed before people start to not care at all.

In a survey I did on the forums, many of the members expressed a lack of care on whether someone steals someone’s poop or even their own poop. There is just a general lack of concern on the issue, as nearly everyone said they would not care. Terrorist, the well known pooper who was featured back in September, expresses similar thoughts, but with a twist: “I barely care if anyone steals from me. If someone stole from me, I’ll actually congratulate him.”

This also raises the issue of those that ‘archive’ the work of others. Pimpsahoy most famously created an account and uploaded a selection of titleinlarge videos, after the video maker was bombarded with hateful comments and threats for making flash poops. Thanks to pimpsahoy those that supported titleinlarge well able to leave him messages. Likewise a few lost gems (more recenty a number of DukeofFortuneMan videos) have turned up thanks to poop fans not motivated by subscriber numbers but historical interest.

So the motivation behind such theft should be also taken into account. Plus of course the availiblry of the original source. The very structure of a poop relies on stealing sources, ignoring copyrights and the personal wishes of those you take from. Now that we are being stolen from ourselves, some of us can’t seem to stand it. Will we ourselves stop stealing. Of course not, as our thievery leads to our art. Besides, the inevitable bitching and moaning will give you back all the attention you initially lost.

One thing is for sure. Now that it has started it isn’t going to stop - how we, as a community
deal with it is the real question. Flaming, public outing, spam attacks other aggressive behaviour maybe the kind of thing other communities depend on to solve problems but is our forum really destined to become flooded by reports of new sightings and moan threads about the matter?

In their first ever review, the Poop Review staff brings us a look at popular pooper Deepercutt’s “Spelling Bee’s Are Serious Shit! =O”.

PapaGonzales (lead reviewer)

Finally, yet another new poop by one of the most popular poopers on YouTube, Deepercutt of course. Spelling Bees are Serious Sh*t is not only a solid poop of Deepercutt’s style but one that is sure to please his many fans. The first few moments of the video I found stale but it seemed as the longer I watched it the better it got. But it could stand better if a few jokes weren’t used, let alone being repeated over again (such as the numerous references to Fat Mario’s “NO”, and Knuckles saying “Shut Up!). Though even though such jokes occasionly show up in chunks the rest of the video is a mixed bag of pooping techniques, especially at the end (the part where Deepercutt says he was running out of ideas). And any fan of Deepercutt’s will be pleased to find references to his other poops (like bebebebebebe from his Static Shock poop). Just to sum it all up, it’s a remix of some movie I think from 2004 that I never watched. Even though, many people from in, or outside the pooping mainstream are sure to find it entertaining.

ShadowWario (senior reviewer)

I have to say, I’m not a very big fan of Deppercutt’s work. Not due to the fact that he has over 4000 subscribers who worship him like a god, but mainly because his videos need to be a little more…random. However, after watching his latest poop, “Spelling Bees are Serious Shit, I have to say that the poop is…pretty much the same as usual.

The poop’s main problem is the dreaded sentence mixing (or, in most cases, letter mixing), and dubbing a few scenes with overused jokes from CD-i and Super Mario World cartoons, mainly during the beginning of the poop. For example, when Akeela is watching a spelling bee on TV, the kid asks for the definition and country of origin, only to be responed by Mario’s “no” from Hotel Mario.

However, about halfway through the poop, it starts getting way better, as it starts mixing scenes and using effects, like a good poop does. If Deepercutt were to take the sentence mixing out and leave the random scene mixing and effects, even if it was short, it would be not a solid poop, but at least a stable poop.

Other than that, I really can’t find that much good about this poop. I mean, it’s not horrible, but it’s just average. And average isn’t good.

theHappyFungus (assistant reviewer)

Deepercutt is now synonymous with the phrase Youtube poop, some think wrongfully so. in fact alot most of the poopers on the chew website think he is overrated. while i for one think 4000 plus subscribers is a “little” much,it doesnt mean he isnt without talent. his latest youtube poop is a break away from the norm, and i found it to be quite well done and, in fact, funny. from the singing to the sentence mixing, its everything a deepercutt fan could ask for, and more.
but there is one thing that holds this back. the length. even though his poops aren’t normally short, this one feels drawn out at points. in fact 3:20 to 4:20 feels like a whole minute of mindless filler. but it doesnt hurt the overall video too bad and the ending makes up for it all.
I feel like im endorsing deepercutt when i say this, after all he doesn’t need anymore subscribers as it is, but im giving Spelling Bee’s are Serious Shit a 8/10. now go look at something more worthwhile.

PapaGonzales’s rating 8/10 (great)

ShadowWario’s rating 5/10 (average)

theHappyFungus’s rating 8/10 (great)

Review average 7/10 (good)

Article by the reviewers.