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Poop Tennis is a surrealist Poop game in which poopers remix each other’s poops.

It has been a long time… In a fresh revival of the Poop Tennis Review, UncleChuckTH brings us a review of a recent and brilliant match between two veteran poopers. Furnessly vs. Misselaineous10.

These two poopers have been at the game for awhile, and are both renowned for their wicked tennis skills. Miss10, who always performs well, has been at the game since its start, having played in the first game against Conrad. Furnessly, one of my favorite poopers, and sadly one of the most underrated, is also a phenomenal player, especially given the sources he uses. When these two collide, it means epicness.

Round 1 - Furnessly- Spacedout Usagi in the Star Light Zone

This was by far my favorite round in the whole game, ironically since it’s the serve and thus the start. This round is really heavy on repetition, has some nice effects thrown in, including some nice use of the mirror effect. The round uses many sources, such as the AoSTH episode Hero of the Year, Duck Tales, and Sailor Moon. It switches between them frequently, making it neither an “AoSTH poop” or “Duck Tales poop”, or any other type of poop. The repetition consists of a bunch of stutters, coming from Scrooge McDuck, Robotnik’s “Shopping Channel”; a little Wes Weasley for good measure, and a few things that will become used later on, such as the Sailor Moon parts and parts of the AoSTH. It’s unique, and works as a great start to the match, setting a quick pace in just the first round of the game. BIG MUFFIN

Round 2- Miss10- Scrooge Faints at Sea

This round was a little disappointing, I must say. It builds a little bit on some of the repetition and effects in the previous round, but is much shorter than the original, with almost have the video being taken up by a rave based off previous repetition. It seemed a little lazy, or put together in a hurry if you ask me. There are two sources added in this round, one being some kind of crazy thing that I don’t know involving rabbits bouncing up and down (presumably from some children’s TV show), and the other source is the Emperor’s new Groove. Due to the lack of editing found in this round, and the lack of material from the first round that could’ve been used, I say this round didn’t meet its potential.

Round 3- Furnessly- Sparkster Flys Across the Sky

Once again another amazing round from Furnessly. Again, he creates the same feeling of balance by spreading the sources out evenly, and works even harder at the effects from the last two rounds, but he doesn’t linger on anything for long, unlike Miss10 in the last round. The sources added in here are SMBSS (don’t know what episode, but he uses the live action and cartoon parts), and gameplay footage from whatever that Sparkster game is. He takes full advantage of his sources, uses a few flips, more of that same stutter repetition that I love so much, and even throws it in with a short rave using Super Sonic Racing. Furnessly is a very tough opponent, and it’s setting Miss10 up for a good opportunity for her to use her crazy style that fits the pace of this game so well.

Round 4- Miss10- Mario Plays Beethoven

This round added a better element to the fray. Miss10 added a couple more sources, these being Short Circuit, which she’s famed for using, and Courage. She had a very nice element in this match with Mario pointing slowly reversed and repeated while Beethoven plays, and it worked well. Throughout this match it still felt like Miss10 was doing her own thing, which is a good thing. At this point, some of the more established memes of the match are Yzma and Kronk falling from the sky, the rave with Sonic and Tails from the second round, a blank screen that is used as a canvas for both opponents to go wild on, and Usagi from the first round. The Short Circuit clips were repeated into a stutter swirling across the screen in three different areas. The whole thing about the sequence was it didn’t interact with the other footage from the match, and all she really did to the last round was speed it up a bit. I’m being a little critical here, but it’s not the way Miss10 usually plays her tennis games.

Round 5- Awesome Possum kicks Spacedout Usagi’s Arse

This round is intense. Furnessly adds Looney Tunes, repeated many times with Bugs dancing and flipped, and he also Added Awesome Possum and one of those Cartoon Cartoons I can’t lay my finger on the name of. Another thing that shows up throughout this round I found funny was that anime style drawing of Miss10 that showed up a while ago, drawn by Dopply. Kudos to them, and to Furnessly for making references to his opponent. This round was very stuttery, at this point everything is more sped up before and well paced. Mario’s Beethoven moment from the last round is now replaced in favor of another rave very briefly. Again, Furnessly’s great sense of distributing how long he visits an idea interesting. There’s also some good ear rape in there, and the match goes on strong.

Round 6- Miss10- Sweet Dreams, Furnessly

Not only is this the last round, but it’s one of the best, next to the serve. She adds no new material of her own, yet this is her best round of the game. You’ll notice Miss10 also makes a reference to Furnessly this time, finally fully interacting with his material in a style more similar to her usual amazing stuff. The round starts out very fast and sped up, all the repetition is coming at you fast and you see all the things from the previous rounds laid out before you. Then it goes into a great stutter with Bugs from the last round, sped up, inverter, flipped, and all that good stuff at a fast rate. Then the Mario rave from before now sports a new song and is constantly changing colors. The segment with Daffy from the last round is also used a lot in this round, dancing in time to the pace of this round. While short, this round summarizes the match well, and it’s Miss10 performing at her best, ending the round off with the blank screen used throughout all the other rounds.

In general, I can safely say that this was a dangerously epic match. Like in his match with BMATF, Furnessly proves how good he is at his unique style of tennis, and while I may have been riffing on Miss10, she still did a great job on this match; it was a great run. Part of what I like about it so much is the repetition and that great variety of sources used throughout the whole thing, make it a match well performed and fun to watch. To fully appreciate the match, you must watch it, as is the case with most epic things.

Article by UncleChuckTH

The League has produced thirty matches in five weeks, generating over 100 poops, more than twice the number of poops produced by the long running Chain Poop.

After almost a month of preparation and after five weeks of incredible Poop Tennis matches, the second Poop Tennis League is nearing its finale: a final game between the winners of the League’s two divisions.

The winner of a division is determined by points earned by winning matches, after five weeks, playing one match each week. Match results are determined by viewer votes. A win earns three points; a draw earns one; a loss earns none. If there is a tie in point score, the total number of votes earned by each tied pooper is checked, and the one with the most votes is victor.

After a long series of tight matches, Terrorist came out on top in Division A. With three wins and one tie and one loss each, Terrorist and Kingcornholio both weighed in at 10 points. By a margin of one vote, Terrorist was victor. Terrorist and Kingcornholio were followed by BMATF, Peskeyplumber, SoldierElerium, and LightningSpike.

The fifth week was a great week for Division A, with a historically fast match between Peskeyplumber and Kingcorholio, and a match with refreshing original material between BMATF and Christoph, who substituted for LightningSpike, as he was unable to play for week five. Up to the very end, Division A could have belonged to most of the players, as four players were tied with 7 points. The mystery of the winner of Division A remained stark until the revelation of the votes.

Division B was equally tight and interesting. Entering week five of the games, UncleChuckTH and GameBop were the two heavy hitting players of the Division, each with 7 points to their names, with RabbitSnore trailing close behind with 6 points despite a rough early set of losses in the first two weeks. Rabbit and GameBop were set to play each other, while UncleChuck was set to play SeductiveBaz, a player universally feared in the Division. Gallers and Strong414bad played a match somewhat in the background, as neither of them could accumulate enough points to move to the final, though they still played a fine match.

It stood that if UncleChuck beat Baz, he would take the final, and if GameBop lost to Rabbit and UncleChuck lost to Baz, Rabbit would take the final. If GameBop beat Rabbit and UncleChuck beat Baz, then vote difference between the two would determine the victor. In a twist, UncleChuck came in late with the final round of his match, much to the dismay of League manager RabbitSnore, who demanded that UncleChuck be given a few more hours beyond the allotted time for the gameweek so that there could be “a proper fight.” When the votes came in from host Thereisnospork303, RabbitSnore had beaten GameBop 5 votes to 3, and with a penalty for lateness applied, UncleChuck and Baz tied in their match. Immediately, the League players buzzed with talk of the final match: RabbitSnore vs. Terrorist. This was until RabbitSnore produced the visual chart of scores, revealing that UncleChuck’s tie placed him a single point higher than the rabbit, sending him to the final match.

The five main gameweeks of the League are now over, along with all the scandal and history of them, including the accusation of the use of performance enhancing drugs by favorite pooper BMATF and the painkiller abuse allegations against Tennis veteran RabbitSnore, the final match between the two winners of the Divisions, UncleChuckTH vs. Terrorist, will commence on Friday, February 29, at or after noon GMT. UncleChuck has agreed to serve for the match, after a sidebar discussion with the other finalist and League managers. After five weeks of proving they are top-notch poopers, these two heavy-hitters promise to play an awesome climax to this League.

Many of you may have heard of thereisnospork303’s infamous video “o hai i kiled ur presidnet,” but sadly many of you at the same time have not. I pity you. I pity you and all your friends and families and cats because you haven’t watched this epic tome. If you have not seen this video, you are not living properly. You seriously need mental help if you haven’t watched this video yet, that’s how mind numbingly moving it is. But why should this video be any more moving than, say… “Robotnik Wants KFC” or “Spelling Bees Are Serious Sh*t?”

I’ll tell you why. Because those videos don’t hold a torch to this one. Because those videos don’t have the same power behind them as this one. Because… Those videos don’t hold a torch to this one! This single video, running at exactly 30 seconds, contains all the secrets of life, and to pass through life without watching it is like having your genitalia surgically (Or non-surgically) removed and saying “Hey, I don’t need these anymore!” You might as well do us all the favor now so we won’t have more of you running around, NOT watching this video. Go on. I’ll wait until you’re done before I continue. I’ve got all the time in the world.

So, you done removing your genitalia? Or did you get some powerful sex organs and go watch the video? Stunning, isn’t it? Let’s start by giving this the serious points, hitting the high and the (non-existent) lows.

Plot (10/10) – It was a beautiful plot that built up the suspense all the way to the epic climax. And don’t think all the glory stopped there. It gave a firm finish unlike other films that leave you hanging, expecting some sort of sequel, before punching you in the face with either disappointment or… Disappointment, if the sequel sucked. Let’s take it scene by scene.

In this frame, you’ll notice the beginning of our hero’s magical adventure. He has set out to conquer Dallas Texas in his limo, surrounded by the heroine of the story and their faithful sidekick, McButlerFace. They also have a whole brigade of security to do the fighting for them.

As the march to domination continues, you notice how the suspense starts to build. You feel it, you know something’s coming, but you’re not sure what. Like those scary movies at the drive-in when you scream “DON’T GO IN THERE, YOU STUPID BIMBO!” And then…

BAM! The climax! Everything comes together. After their long and struggling journey, a dear friend is lost to them. Everything’s happened so fast, and the long battle that ensues is heartbreaking.

The movie doesn’t leave you there, no. As you see, it gives you a sorrow-filled ending with Mrs. Kennedy combating with her emotions. The movie ends their, SUCCESSFULLY leaving room for a sequel.

All-in-all, this is the most intricate plot I have ever come to see. With it’s mixture of emotion, scenes for both men and women, but certainly not children and dogs, this is THE feel good hit of the summer. I give it a solid 10/10. And the first ever Nuthead award for in astounding of achievement in the literary excellence. I just made them as of 15 seconds ago.

Soundtrack (10/10) – As if the movie itself wasn’t heart-stopping, we are given potentially the best soundtrack to a movie that has ever graced our ears. It is as if angels have fallen from heaven into he- Hollywood just to sing us this beautiful master track. The music brought suspense like I’d never felt before, and left me with a mixture of goose-bumps, chills, and an erection. Go buy the soundtrack, today. It’s perfect for this film, it’s perfect for the drive to work, it’s perfect for eating dinner, hell it’s ALSO PERFECT FOR TAKING PENS IN MOUTH. So if you don’t have the soundtrack right now, you might as well go jump off a bridge. Go on. I’ll wait. I’m not leaving. Just hurry up so I can continue.

I give the soundtrack a solid 10/10. Had you in suspense, didn’t I?

Replay Value (10/10) – It’s the perfect gift for everyone, and its replay value is stunning. I’ve gone through this time and time again, always trying to beat my best time, but I can’t seem to do any faster than 30 seconds. While everyone I know has been stuck at the 30 second mark, I have heard rumor of one master who has achieved a world record of 28 seconds on it. Personally, I think he used a game genie. But the challenge value isn’t too hard, but not too easy either. Making it the perfect thing to play again and again. 10/10

Player Ratings (10/10) – They gave it a 10/10, too.

So overall, you can see why this is such a smash hit, why it has sold out in every box office, and why everyone can’t stop talking about it in public to the point it’s no longer meaningful. If you haven’t watched it by the time you’ve finished reading this, then there is no hope for you. If you did not find this video amazing, then there is no hope for you. If you haven’t watched it again by the time you finish this sentence, then there is no hope for you. If you have watched this video, don’t worry. You’re cool. Well, not cool like me, just so-so cool. The kind of “You’re okay” cool. This is off-subject though, let’s save it for the review that really matters: The one about me, me, me. Point in case: This is the greatest thing to ever grace youtube, and if you don’t own a copy of this or have it on your phone/iPod, if you haven’t shown this to all your friends or families, if you haven’t memorized every line in the video by now, then may there no mercy for you. I wish you the worst of luck, and I spit in your direction. Bet that hurts, to know I’m spitting while thinking angrily about you right now. Now GET OUT! 10/10, case closed. No arguing with those facts. Go watch it again.

Article fabricated by Nuthead, minor edits by RabbitSnore